I love the fact that a regular Joe like me can effectively become his own publisher with all the help that Google has provided. I’m such a novice though! If you’re a novice too then join me and we’ll try to navigate our way through this. If nothing else, it will be comical … like … um … ordering a cheesesteak with Swiss. Sorry, that’s a Philadelphia inside joke:) Well, you know what I mean.
On good blogs, there are almost always banner ads posted which just seems natural to me. I mean come-on, those are real websites. Stinky Fish is like an embarrassing amusement. The kind of site you have to ALT-TAB from the screen when anyone walks past. And for the number of times my faithful readers (my wife and my mom … yeah, that’s them up there) read this site, advertising isn’t worth the electrons it would take to paint the pixels.
But even as I write this post, Google has strategically enticed me by placing the word ‘monetize’ directly in front of my eyes – just inches above this very text. Monetize … yes yes yes … (the sound of little splishes here as my drool-plets hit the keyboard). I can hardly type anymore as my eyes are fixated on that word. It must be the key to complete financial freedom … to a vacation home in Ocean City … to a Nikkor 17-55mm f/2.8 … to an Alien Bees lighting rig … yes, yes … I’m certain of it!! Of course, I was certain that The Apprentice wouldn’t last a whole season 😦
If you select that tab, it brings you to the Google Adsense setup screen. There appear to be two kinds of advertising plans that Google provides – pay-per-thousand-impressions (CPM) or pay-per-click. WHAT!?! (or as my wife would say, ‘wuut!?!’) A THOUSAND IMPRESSIONS!?! I’m already discouraged. Hmmm … mom, I have a really big favor to ask … :-]] If a picture is worth a thousand words, is it also worth a thousand impressions!?! Not mine, that’s for sure.
So I typed in the account setup stuff and … kabang!!! I got an error.
More in the next post. When I figure out what to do and proceed on my way to making millions of dollars in the phoblography (you heard it here first) and web publishing business.
Peace,
Glen